Jack Sparrow, is that you?

As if Obama doesn't have enough to deal with, we're bringing back problems of the 1700s? Good grief... at least he passed that first test. If Bush had been at the helm he would have cracked a pirate/treasure/gold/parrot joke for sure, and wouldn't have gotten anyone out of the situation anyway.

On that note, I would like to volunteer to be a member of the (probably soon to be formed) Pirate Policy Planning Committee.

People haven't gotten to put that on a resume for literally centuries! Who's with me?!

PS: I'm actually serious.